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[Highway Road]

Resubmission

I don't care about the fact it has a different name, one different head or a different ending colour, this movie is the same as HH3. I beat that's also the same as 2 and 1. Stop sending in your bad flash movies. Put some kind of effort in.

s0und responds:

Yes

[Fallen Heroes 2 Teaser 2]

IF you're gonna make it...

Don't waste your time on a teaser, trailer, preview or whatever. I bet com March 7th, you'll be a bit stripped for time.
Graphics are better than average are good enough. I myself don't care much for war stories. Especially Ameraican. But that's just me. I'd much rather a game of it.

Sentury responds:

I'm already half done the thing, and it is a game. I myself not being American especially considering it's about a Russian Sniper, so it's also not American.

[FrankThePineapple0009]

Give up

If there ever was a crap flash, this would be it. Seriously, what's the point in this? None. What does this prove? Nothing. Do you really think someone will look for this movie after judgment? No. Put some real effort into your work. Don't be another Star Syndicate. You're wasting your time. Flash isn't just stealing pics off Google Images and make them move in a movie. Do something in life that's worth doing. Because this isn't worth doing.

REVIV responds:

Hey shut up StarSyndicate is better then you.

[Pootytang Response]

I agree!

Good on you for standing up and saying your opinion in a Flash movie. I agree with every single word you said. I acctully sat there watching for a while, wondering if anything would happen. I swear it's the same as the crap AHATWI80D. That was crap. and the fact that the NG members protected it? Idiotic. You certainly did better then what he did. I gave you a 5. Remember, 5s are rare from me. You've inspired me. I want to make a Flash responce to Jerry Jackson, who's flashes are crap as. I swear, without his voice, he is nothing. Thank you for submitting. I certianly hope you can teach the idiots of the portal to put effort into their Flashes. Your graphics arn't the bast but certainly better than Pooty tang or whatever. The fact you didn't just steal pics from Google Images and download a song but drew yourself and your hat yourself and used your own voice. BTW, I like your English accent. Thanks for putting buttons and ActionScripting in so it doesn't skip ahead. All done very good. Well done. If this doesn't get through then I don't know what the Portal has came to. Keep it up!

mecha-chao responds:

I did the same thing with PA#20. I expected some kind of payoff only to result in.... NOTHING!
I find most JJ flashes to be weird. Burnt Face Man is hilarious though!
I intended the graphics to look like complete crap, if I REALLY wanted to I would have drawn alot better (or even put my real self in). But that would mean wasting more time on something that didn't really deserve it.
Im glad I used my real voice in the end. Im considering VA'ing as myself in a series about a fictional reenactment of my life...
The actionscript was an absolute B**** to work with. Flash 8 completely messes up the formatting for you. I forgot to say that SPLASH_EXE fixed the formatting for me... I should correct that in the header.
Thanx for the 5. Truely appriciated :D

[RJ - Shorts3]

Crap-e

Another random, another unfunny movie. Why do you bother? The stuff in this movie is not funny. And it's not even so bad it's funny. It's just some music with some strange lyrics that the author thought would be funny and sell as large as the Weird Al stuff but failing miserabley. Where did you find all this random music anyway? I'm surprised you found a site like that.My advice, make a decent musiv video clip. Graphics are alright and are the best part of the movie. Sound is randomly crap.

RadioactiveJesus responds:

I'm glad that you expressed yourself and thanks for leaving a review. Go watch some more mario!

[100 frames collab]

I don't buy it

Whether or not you switched accounts (I believe you) I don't think you should be re-submitting that. Instead I think you should go into your old account and somehow accnoledge yourself again. Or you sshould contact Tom or Wade. You can have the right of the movie, just not on two accounts.

Flash-Foreigners responds:

no ive seen loads of people re-submit.
Its not an issue when this gets through ill delete on my old account.

[Kitchen Knife Action]

Not good - Pal bein

Sorry, but I had the sudden urge to speak French. Anyways, the movie was terrible. You just save a pic of a kitchen bench with a chopping board on it and animate some knives. Greeeaaaat. Although some of it was good. The knife graphics were alright and the sparks were also a good effect. The only good sound was the one where the knives clashed together. And you get a 1 for humor for the message for dial-up users. LOL, good one. Use it in your future movies.

Jezzem responds:

Ok then why don't you make your own version of it and see if its any better...

[Standing (2006)]

With a lazy animator, crazy shit can happen

A random eh? Well, it wasn't too bad. Well, you sure did make a lot of random stuff happen. i would like to see a movie with 3 minutes or so using these charaters in a situation. I like your voice acting too. Plus the sub-titles make it easy. You can make this into a great series and get a lot of rewards and stuff. Or you could just continue to make randoms and be no real success. Improve on your graphics adn humor and you'll be a popular author in, well, not no time. It takes a lot of hard work for sure.

Kritz responds:

Ha. In reality, this wasn't even going to be an animation. I just drew some stupid image and everyone made fun of it for a bit.

"Where's there nose?"
"Oh, it's in their pants."
"What? Their penis is also their nose?"
"Sure. Why not."
"COMEDY GOLD!"

Thanks for the advice. I'll probably get the guys together again and force them to make a not-suck plot.

[Every Stone has a Story 2]

You should've learnt from the first one

If the first movie of this got blammed, what makes you thinnk this one won't? Hoonestly, that wass one boring few minutes I spent watching that. That was a badly done random as well. I hope you realise hat randoms arn't very popular. Only if they're done well. And that wasn't I mean, who cares about a story of a rock. Seriously. Put your work into something you and your friends can be proud of. Not some random stuff that dores the hell out of people.

RandomCheese responds:

I'm so sorry I dored you, I'll try not to do it again. You do forget that if I did learn from the first one, I wouldn't have received this helpful tip from you! And if I never received this helpful tip, I might end up doring even more people!

[LL-Race to 100 (pt.22)]

If you ask me then it's a re-submission

All I see that's different is the pictures dancing. the background hasn't even changed. And I also see you kept the pointless background. I see this becoming another pointless series that will keep going. Please stop. Now. i see no reason why you need to flood the Portal with these useless submssions.

JujubeLock responds:

I see no reason for you to continue reviewing my movies.